1. i really don't know what to do with you. i thought you'd be picking up the pieces for me, but lately, everything's just so blah. i hate that i'm so on & off about you. there are times when i find out some stuff, & i say i want nothing to do with you. but when i see you, it's like nothing ever happened & i feel back on track with my feelings. i don't want to say you're a waste of my time, cuhs even if you are, it's worth every minute. you really are a sweet guy, & i wish i could read you like the back of my hand so i'd know what to do with you.
2. i love you, but i hate what you do. you're one of my best friends, & you know i like him. yet you still go off and FLIRT with him like no other. and it's not just him, it's a bunch of other guys. but what really bugs me is the fact that you like someone else, but you talk & act like you're his girlfriend. and i really want to tell you this, but i seriously can't word it when i'm with you. i've told you a bunch of times to back off, but it seems like you don't listen. i'm doing this for your own good, & for the benefit of him.
3. YOU. mr "i promise on my last bowl of pho". i can't believe you went to knott's with her. i'm so irritated with you two. & i told you not to go for her and to stop with the flirting. come on, you're a freaking senior & she's a freshman. and she ain't even CUTE ! you can do so much better. i feel like we're drifting this year like no otheeer. bestfriend, i laaahve you. since sixth grade, come on now. listen to me, just this once - i promise. you guys haven't even known each other for a long time & you guys say stuff like "i love you" ?! um, ew.
4. whore whore whore. i hate what you're doing with #3 up there. i see your face once a week, & every time i do, i want to slap it. you overdress all the time & you're a complete fake. no wonder whatsherface got in a fight with you. i read your hack on her myspace; gg for cussing like that. you put on this mask of "i want to be a church leader" & you put yourself on blast like that ? retaaard. i feel like a hypocrite when i say this cuhs i know i have the mouth of a beast, but at least i don't prance around calling myself a leader & crap. come on now. act AND dress your age, please.
5. um, i don't know if you're mad at me or not. and if you are, well then i'm sorry for whatever shit i did to you. i see you around at school, and you just ignore me when i say hi & i really don't know what the hell i did. i cleared stuff up with whatshername, so if you were taking her side, things are all good. i trusted you with a lot of stuff & i really wouldn't want a small thing to eff up our friendship. you're supaa chill & you seriously understood all the crap i vented to you about. so i hope i'm wrong about this misunderstanding.
6. homewreckeeeeer. i eat lunch with you every day & it takes me so much not to just reach over & give you the biggest slap ever. i already posted a blog about you, so i won't do any repeats. but DAMN, really !? you seriously would do this to your own "sister" !? shaaaady. well honestly, she deserves better. so you can take dickhead over there witchu so she can finally realize she doesn't need him OR you in her life. strike two for you, bitch. i sweaaar, you're going down.
7. i'm indecisive about you too, haaaaha. you're el presidente, aka stalin or hitler. me & a bunch of other girls get so irritated with you. and i hate that we're always so fake to you, cuhs you're too dumb to see right through us. i can't believe i got you for secret santa, but whaaatevs. i feel like i have an obligation to get you something bigger than all the other girls cuhs you're "THE BIG GIRL" but fuck thaaat. there are times when i can put up with you, but there are others when i wish you never ran for that rank.
2. i love you, but i hate what you do. you're one of my best friends, & you know i like him. yet you still go off and FLIRT with him like no other. and it's not just him, it's a bunch of other guys. but what really bugs me is the fact that you like someone else, but you talk & act like you're his girlfriend. and i really want to tell you this, but i seriously can't word it when i'm with you. i've told you a bunch of times to back off, but it seems like you don't listen. i'm doing this for your own good, & for the benefit of him.
3. YOU. mr "i promise on my last bowl of pho". i can't believe you went to knott's with her. i'm so irritated with you two. & i told you not to go for her and to stop with the flirting. come on, you're a freaking senior & she's a freshman. and she ain't even CUTE ! you can do so much better. i feel like we're drifting this year like no otheeer. bestfriend, i laaahve you. since sixth grade, come on now. listen to me, just this once - i promise. you guys haven't even known each other for a long time & you guys say stuff like "i love you" ?! um, ew.
4. whore whore whore. i hate what you're doing with #3 up there. i see your face once a week, & every time i do, i want to slap it. you overdress all the time & you're a complete fake. no wonder whatsherface got in a fight with you. i read your hack on her myspace; gg for cussing like that. you put on this mask of "i want to be a church leader" & you put yourself on blast like that ? retaaard. i feel like a hypocrite when i say this cuhs i know i have the mouth of a beast, but at least i don't prance around calling myself a leader & crap. come on now. act AND dress your age, please.
5. um, i don't know if you're mad at me or not. and if you are, well then i'm sorry for whatever shit i did to you. i see you around at school, and you just ignore me when i say hi & i really don't know what the hell i did. i cleared stuff up with whatshername, so if you were taking her side, things are all good. i trusted you with a lot of stuff & i really wouldn't want a small thing to eff up our friendship. you're supaa chill & you seriously understood all the crap i vented to you about. so i hope i'm wrong about this misunderstanding.
6. homewreckeeeeer. i eat lunch with you every day & it takes me so much not to just reach over & give you the biggest slap ever. i already posted a blog about you, so i won't do any repeats. but DAMN, really !? you seriously would do this to your own "sister" !? shaaaady. well honestly, she deserves better. so you can take dickhead over there witchu so she can finally realize she doesn't need him OR you in her life. strike two for you, bitch. i sweaaar, you're going down.
7. i'm indecisive about you too, haaaaha. you're el presidente, aka stalin or hitler. me & a bunch of other girls get so irritated with you. and i hate that we're always so fake to you, cuhs you're too dumb to see right through us. i can't believe i got you for secret santa, but whaaatevs. i feel like i have an obligation to get you something bigger than all the other girls cuhs you're "THE BIG GIRL" but fuck thaaat. there are times when i can put up with you, but there are others when i wish you never ran for that rank.
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